Pets at Statsig

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Our Executive Team



Canine Executive Officer (CEO)
Kirby is the co-founder and CEO of Pets @ Statsig, an experimentation platform to accelerate paw-duct growth. Prior to Statsig, Kirby was a Dog Manager at Marcos’s house where he lead his team to a record number of walks, nap times, and treats. Kirby holds an MBA from Stanford Graduate School for the Three-Legged and a BS in Animal Science from University of Central Florida. Kirby’s founding principles for Statsig are: No Sacred Cats, By Dogs for Dogs, Treats over effort, and Find a way or dig one.


Canine Barking Officer (CBO)
Pakkun is an award-winning barking strategist and writer, with extensive paw-fessional management experience in the pet and hooman sectors. Classically trained in barking and awooing at the Jullibark School of Performing Arts, Pakkun always has the best bork for every occasion. Whenever employees get too rowdy at standup by clapping too loudly, Pakkun is there to quiet them down with a loud and effective bark. Co-founder and right-hand dog to Kirby, Pakkun is an invaluable asset to Statsig.


Chief Fetching Officer (CFO)
For over 1 year, Gnarly has been a noteworthy leader in the fetching space. You may know him from his work fetching tennis balls but Gnarly can also be credited with contributions of fetching squeakies, plushies, and rope toys. Employees love working with Gnarly as he always returns and drops the toy. As a COVID puppy, Gnarly has suffered from separation anxiety in the past and now spends his weekend speaking to at risk puppies about how they too can use fetching to keep their parents from leaving them alone.


Chief Pouncing Officer (CPO)
Ollie, also known as @ollie.the.pouncer, is a professional pouncer who is capable of pouncing even on the baddest of toys. He has prevented numerous toys from escaping the office over his tenure at Statsig.


Chief Snoozing Officer (CSO)
Mora stands at the forefront of the fastest moving technology industry trend: napping at work. She’s spent the past six months evangelizing an industry-wide shift to afternoon snoozes and has helped position Statsig as a leader in the office napping space. A calculated risk-taker with deep sleep industry knowledge, Mora has championed for the use of cloud technology for better, softer sleep. You’ll never catch her sleeping on the job of providing better naps!


Chief Treat Officer (CTO)
Charlie is a treat specialist with over three years of successful experience in finding and eating treats. Charlie specializes in treat technologies and regularly attends national training sessions to showcase new food tech trends, such as self-service and interactive treat dispensors. A strong believer in the power of a full stomach in the workplace, Charlie regularly develops internal wellness campaigns to pack the micro-kitchens with the latest and greatest treats. Charlie has also been recognized by Feed The Puppies for his extraordinary commitment to fighting against the humans breaking treats into smaller pieces.


Chief Barketing Officer (CBO)
Kiva is a veteran of creating and managing digital content to build relationships for dogs and humans alike. Kiva is the author of the Ball Street Journal bestseller Everyone Woofs: Your Guide to Getting Your Voice Heard and co-author of the best-selling book on content barketing, Whining: The Power of Barking without Barking. She is the Chief Barketing Officer of Statsig; a LinkedIn Influencer; a keynote speaker, pet, and writer.


Chief Remote Officer (CRO)
Fehza is our youngest and newest C-Suite addition. At only 6 months old, Fehza has been promoted to Pet’s @ Statsig’s newly formed Chief Remote Officer role to help our remote furry friends thrive. Working remote comes with its own benefits and challenges, as Fehza can attest to first hand. There are always feet to sit on under desks and cuddles to be had, but the hoomans are often on important calls which means less attention and no squeaky toys. Fehza is a strong proponent for work life balance, and advocates for morning, mid-morning, pre-lunch, post-lunch, and early afternoon walks.


Chief Petsitting Officer (CPO)
In and out of the office Sami takes her role as Chief Petsitting Officer very seriously. Whenever a pet needs assistance, she’s there to lend a helping paw. Here’s what the team has to say about her: Sami is my favorite human to stay with! She let me sleep and cuddle with her on the bed at night and did not kick me off when I started snoring or hogging the bed -Charlie. 10/10 ball thrower -Gnarly. The team wouldn’t be able to function without her -Kirby, CEO

Board Members

Chief Morale Officer (CMO), Starbarks
JJ is the Chief Morale Officer of Starbarks, Inc., the world’s largest coffee chain for pets. JJ is credited with the invention of the puppercino.
Chief Food Officer (CFO), Lays
Dorito is the Chief Food Officer of Lays, a wholly owned snacc subsidiary of PetsiCo. In his spare time, Dorito enjoys baking in the sun.
Head of “Paw-blic” Relations, CAT
Clementine is the Head of “Paw-blic” Relations of CAT, the world’s largest catstruction equipment manufacturer. Even though she is named after the citrus fruit, Clementine is actually allergic to clementines.
Rufus and Oatmeal
Cat Executive Officers (CEO), Catsig
Rufas and Oatmeal are co-CEOs of Catsig, a copycat of Statsig with a heavy focus on cats because stats are lame. Rufas and Oatmeal are also strong believers that dogs are also lame.
Chief Crossant Officer (CCO), Catsco
Twister is the Chief Crossant Officer of Catsco, a wholesale store by cats for cats. Twister also sits on the board for FELINE (Federal Emergency Lynxes Incase of Natural Events).
Chief Shedding Officer (CSO), Adidog
Blue is the Chief Shedding Officer of Adidog, a leader in the dog athleisure space. Before joining Adidog, Blue was a bobshedding pilot and competed in the 2010 Winter Doglympics.
Chief Digging Officer (CDO), Datadog
Winston is the Chief Digging Officer of Datadog, a company dedicated to helping users dig into the data. Winston holds a Ph.D. in Dogistry from Scrapps Research, and an M.B.A. from Dogston University.
Chief Licking Officer (CLO), Rolling Stone
Ivy is the CLO of Rolling Stone, licking her master and listening to music all day. Ivy is a strong believer of work hard, play hard, just like her ̶m̶o̶m̶ dad.
Rolling Stone
Chief Sneaking Officer (CSO), Launch Barkly
Theo is an undercover agent from LaunchBarkly. He’s here to swipe all of Statsig’s secrets.
Launch Barkly
Chief Puppy Officer (CPO), Sbark
Parker is the Chief Puppy Officer of Apache Sbark, an open-source unified doglytics engine for large-scale dog processing. At only 6 months old Parker already knows all the buzzwords: sit, stay, shake

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